11. Getting bug bites the size of a half dollar coin that itch so bad you burn them with a lighter, only to realize you’ve made the itching worse!
7. Realizing your boyfriend is concerned with the amount of money you throw down on pot and the food you cook for his fussy ass more than your feelings, your needs, and your vagina.
5. When I was a kid I had a gold fish for 3 years. We had chlorine in our water one time so I begged my mom not to clean my fish tank. Of course, no 30 something year old with dignity is going to listen to a 12 year old or respect their belongings (or pets apparently). So of course, she killed my fish. If she had listened to me, Angel’s life would have been spared and extended. Thanks mom.
4. Spending all night sending out your resume to every single employer hiring in your area, only to waste gas on one or two interviews that end up being a waste of time anyway.
